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Clark Has Two Daddies
Discount HE shirts with super closeout deals! Come on down to Uncle HijiNKS T-Shirtery and clothe your naked corpse in haha’s! These things are facts: The new Man Of Steel trailer makes that movie...
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Secret Agent Man
[It's 4:30am. I'll color this one when I wake up.] Coulson Lives! Yay! Except that sort of deflates the emotional impetus for the unification of the team in the 3rd act of The Avengers! Boo! I have...
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Sometimes When We Touch
PHOENIX COMICON BOOTH LOCATION CHANGE!!! David and I will be at booth 243, NOT 1749 and NOT by the LEGOs. Come in the main entrance, hang a left and head to the back corner. Here’s a photo of David...
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Toronto Fan Expo 2013 Fancy Sketches
Soory I had a good time in Toronto, eh? I accomplished all of my goals. I attended Fan Expo and spoke to some nice northern Fancy Bastards, I ate 100% of Toronto’s meat supply at Korean Grill House...
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Batfleck
While in Toronto last weekend, I only had internet access late and night and early in the morning. I went to the con on Thursday and lived my life in this weird information void where news could only...
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Agents Of Staying Hopeful In Event of Lackluster Developments
“PORTA JOHN SMITH” SHIRTS ARE UP AT SHARKSPLODE!!! The big giant mega blowout HE Store sale is over, and we are putting the final touches on the new HE store which will soon live HERE. Marvel’s Agents...
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Learning To Love Again
Do you live in or around Austin, TX? Come see me and Dave from Cyanide & Happiness and Randy from Something*Positive at Wizard World Austin this weekend (Saturday and Sunday only). We’ll be at the...
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ResurrXtion
You have to give it to Bryan Singer for realizes his mistake in abandoning the X-Men franchise, then taking the first available opportunity to COMPLETELY ERASE the one X-Men movie he didn’t direct...
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Unassembled
Super hero comics have a lot of problems when it comes to believable stories. Chief among them is when the there is a struggle and after all hope seems lost, the hero, or the hero’s weapon or the...
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Momoa Justice, Momoa Problems
Dearest Fancy Bastards, if you enjoy this comic, please check out my store, my shirts on Sharksplode, and my wife’s geeky jewelry on Etsy. It would help us out a great deal. Based on the casting of...
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You Don’t Have To Go Home, But You Can’t Stay Here
Alternate Title: “A Shawarma Bees” – I did not use this title because, despite making me laugh for an hour, it doesn’t make any sense. Read more about the new direction I am taking the comic in and...
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I Will Avenger You. Will You Avenger Me?
UPDATE 05/18/12: Donation subscribers of any level will get access to an RSS feed with the full comic in it. Read more about the new direction I am taking the comic in and how you can help HERE if you...
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Catches Fleas Just Like Flies
The Fancy Sketch Drive ends on Wednesday 7/11/12! San Diego Comic-Con is this week! I will be hanging out at booth 1332 with Blind Ferret. Check my Twitter for signing times and availability. More...
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Might Club (His Name Is Phillip Coulson)
PAY ATTENTION TO THESE THINGS! THE THINGS AFTER THE TINY DOTS: Here is the most recent HE Podcast: Episode 91 “Baltimore Bart’s Bed And Breakfast” I made you a LoFi Comic about Mad Men! Dallas Fan...
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The Dark Knight In The Bright Day
This comic might look familiar too you. That’s because a version of it was originally published almost exactly a year ago in my very short lived HijiNKS ENSUE spinoff comic, FANEURYSM. Even though I...
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Unassembled
Here’s another resurrected and recolored FANEURYSM comic. As I explained here, there are a few FANEURYSM comics that I don’t want to allow to slip into the void of the Internet’s hazy memory, and that...
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Think Only Tree
Look at these t-shirts I made for you! Look at them, then complete the necessary steps to own them! There’s even one of the very comic on THIS PAGE! Here’s another resurrected and recolored FANEURYSM...
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The “Just Us” Club
I have completely retooled my Patreon rewards and goals! Become a Patron now and you can help me release more eBooks of my comics and sketches, bonus monthly Patron-Only comics, an album of cover...
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He Rises
I’m traveling for most of October and into November, so it’s time for an EXPERIMENT. I asked Twitter and Facebook to give me ideas for the first panel of a comic. Then I take those ideas and have to...
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I keep calling them “Pie Star”
I know this wasn’t a major news story (even within the realm of the internet), but I found it very funny that a whole company, Psystar, sprung up to legitimately sell “hackintosh” computers, The Open...
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Clarkanthropy
Afterward I wake up naked in a field, covered in deer blood. Smallville Season 8 premiered last night. I watched it. I don’t know why. I don’t know why I watched the 7 seasons preceding this one....
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All We Wanna Do Is Eat Your Brains
I hope Eli washed that bowl beforehand. Heroes season 3 premiered this week. I don’t even know where to begin. Season 1 showed so much promise. Season 2 swerved directly into oncoming traffic,...
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For Your Consideration
Inspired by Tindomiel and the other FB’s that created THIS AMAZINGLY AWESOME VIDEO (read the story and watch it NOW!), I’ve decided the HE crew should formally apply to The Evil League of Evil. Here’s...
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Sugar And Spice And Everything Knives
Unseen 4th Panel: The little girl does a backward kick flip off a food court trashcan, pulls a butterfly knife from her boot and uses it to draw a unicorn in Josh’s small intestine without removing...
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Making An X-Ception
I realized recently that I never said anything about Marmaduke. So why not take a commentary about X-Men: First class needing some rewrites due to previously unknown similarities to Inception and just...
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It’s A Bird, It’s A Plane, It’s An Incredibly Handsome Plane
Whatever crime Josh was being accused of, I’m certain that my testimony only served to strengthen his case. I obviously proved myself a credible witness of sound mind and sound theories about who...
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Of Capes And Cowls
READ READ READ READ: This is your LAST WEEK to order an Ultimate Fancy Edition of Book 2 AND get your name in the book. Files go to the printer on January 15th. After that you will still be able to...
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Persistence Of Motion
AND MY AXE! MEEEEDLY MEEEEEDLY SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!!! ALL NEW REDESIGNED “AND MY AXE” SHIRTS ARE IN THE STORE! Last chance for Ladies Heather Grey “And My Axe” shirts! NEW HE Podcast! Episode 80: HERES’S...
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Not My Hero
HEY! This comic is a shirt now! If you are waiting on your copy of HE Book 2, PLEASE READ THIS!!! This incredibly stupid idea hit me last night while watching TV. I did a quick Google search to see if...
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OMZ!
HEY! Where Is Superman’s Birth Certificate? T-shirt available now! If you are waiting on your copy of HE Book 2, PLEASE READ THIS!!! EWOK STARE T-Shirt and MORE in the HijiNKS ENSUE STORE! Alternate...
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Conspiracy
Ovipositor Shirts ONLY $11!!! Last Chance Probably Forever!!! “The Doctor Is In” shirt based off the “You’re The Last of The Time Lords, Charlie Brown” comic is here! Alternate Title: Look, Up In The...
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In Loving Memory
Ovipositor Shirts ONLY $11!!! Last Chance Probably Forever!!! “The Doctor Is In” shirt based off the “You’re The Last of The Time Lords, Charlie Brown” comic is here! HEY! Here’s a dumb thing I...
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X-Europeans
Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made a thing! Check out our University of Gallifrey Fighting Time Lords Shirt over at Sharksplode. I am closing out some current t-shirt and print designs. Please...
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Batmanagement
“The Doctor Is In” shirt based off the “You’re The Last of The Time Lords, Charlie Brown” comic is here! ALSO: Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made a thing! Check out our University of Gallifrey...
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Green And Yellow, Black and White
Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made a thing! Check out our University of Gallifrey Fighting Time Lords Shirt over at Sharksplode. STORE NEWS: The HijiNKS ENSUE Store is closed for a few weeks so I...
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PROtest & CON
“The Doctor Is In” shirt based off the “You’re The Last of The Time Lords, Charlie Brown” comic is here! San Diego Comic-Con is in a week! I will be with Ryan and Lar and Danielle at the Blind Ferret...
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The Thin Furry Duke
THE HIJINKS ENSUE STORE IS BACK!!! The newly relaunched HE Store is up and running over at Blind Ferret. Please go check it out and maybe buy a book or a shirt or something. Shirts will begin shipping...
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Of Popped Collars and Pinstripes
THE HIJINKS ENSUE STORE IS A PLACE WHERE YOU CAN BUY STUFF!!! I’m not that into DC comics proper these days. Their movies, cartoons, etc certainly have my attention, but floppy, paper comic-wise I’m...
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Don’t Excrete Guano Where You Eat
“Alfred, have you pressed my bat pantaloons? And shined my bat spats? Then I’m off to fight crime, right wrongs, serve justice, be the instrument of vengeance… and get a little pussy on the side.” You...
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Fancy Bastards Assemble!
FANCY BASTARDS ASSEMBLE! Here’s your chance to help me do something very special for my family and in return get something very special of your own. SHORT VERSION: For $35 you (and 99 other Fancy...
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So Much Ado, So Little Time
Wil Wheaton and I got excited and made this “Fighting Time Lords” shirt for you! No, really. Specifically FOR YOU. [For the confusified…] The man is a machine! And not the “rise up and destroy...
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Guest Comic By Lily Watson (Age 5)
Hang on, there must be something in both my eyes. I am flying out to Chicago today, so I decided rather than posting some filler I would share with you the side project I’ve been working on with my...
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Earth’s Most Magnetic Heroes
Wow, we haven’t seen the Evil Fox Executive in a LONG time. I know Fox doesn’t have anything to do with The Avengers, but who else could be behind such a nefarious plot besides Joss Whedon’s oldest...
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The Unwashed Masses
I’m doing something different with the comics starting this week. A bit of an experiment, or rather a continuation of The Experiment. I could certainly use your feedback and your support. Please take...
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The Big Chill
If this comic makes no sense or seems out of place, perhaps it is because you didn’t read yesterday’s comic. Oh, what’s that? You didn’t notice the continuity? Well, it’s new. We just had it...
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Waiving A New Banner
Alternate Title: “Hunting Ruffalo” Why are things happening in the comic that seem to relate to things that happened in yesterday’s comic and the day before’s comic? Because times, they are a...
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